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Caroline L.'s avatar

Will we get a trad wife tutorial on how to make the ideal martini?

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TheNuclearBlonde's avatar

Pour 4 oz of gin into a shaker. Look discreetly at your drinks cabinet and softly whisper "vermouth". Shake and pour into a martini glass. Twist of lemon to garnish

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Emily Zanotti's avatar

I like to add some olive juice, but this is otherwise correct.

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d.d.DeWitt's avatar

The pillowcase-placenta is a nice touch.

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Charlotte's avatar

The clean sheets on the floor with the dog on top is giving me stress! Lol

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Alice's avatar

Excellent! The spider thing is real, I had that happen to me once.

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JL's avatar

I use Martha Stewart's method for folding fitted sheets. The end result seems about the same, but I don't have to use the floor...

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