We'll start with an easy one.
Will we get a trad wife tutorial on how to make the ideal martini?
Pour 4 oz of gin into a shaker. Look discreetly at your drinks cabinet and softly whisper "vermouth". Shake and pour into a martini glass. Twist of lemon to garnish
I like to add some olive juice, but this is otherwise correct.
The pillowcase-placenta is a nice touch.
The clean sheets on the floor with the dog on top is giving me stress! Lol
Excellent! The spider thing is real, I had that happen to me once.
I use Martha Stewart's method for folding fitted sheets. The end result seems about the same, but I don't have to use the floor...
Will we get a trad wife tutorial on how to make the ideal martini?
Pour 4 oz of gin into a shaker. Look discreetly at your drinks cabinet and softly whisper "vermouth". Shake and pour into a martini glass. Twist of lemon to garnish
I like to add some olive juice, but this is otherwise correct.
The pillowcase-placenta is a nice touch.
The clean sheets on the floor with the dog on top is giving me stress! Lol
Excellent! The spider thing is real, I had that happen to me once.
I use Martha Stewart's method for folding fitted sheets. The end result seems about the same, but I don't have to use the floor...